Saturday, November 28, 2009

"Mother's Day Papercut (#2)" or "A Lesson in Procrastination"

So I just now finished this second Mother's Day paper cut I mentioned ages ago. All I added was the upper corner hearts and the quote, and it took no time at all, but I am just really good at putting things off. In fact, there's all sorts of other things I'm putting off at this very moment! So if I ever mention starting something and then it never seems to come up again, I'm probably still "working" on it. (Luckily my Christmas projects have a deadline. More on those later.) Anyway, I thought the message on this particular paper cut was an appropriate one for Thanksgiving weekend. And here's a tip (although it comes a couple days late): "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars!'" --Jack Handey

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